Faking It

[Toby M]

Has anyone got first hand experience of faking it or being faked to?

Mark Chutter not having any money in the bar and pleading poverty does not count - it is not true he has just got short arms and deep pockets.

Ray Stephens saying he is busy at work etc etc is just a blatant lie.

And Kiwi last night when she roll her eyes at you and sighed was not faking it - she is just p***ed off

[Jono]

I had to fake being sober at the weekend, Aparently I didn't do a good job and got told I was going home at 10.30!

[GJM6666]

You must be an expert Johno, last night Faking it with the old "can't train, my back hurts"

[Jono]

I learnt from the master, 'I can't train because of my wrist'
Although I couldn't find a gay velcro support for my back!

[Toby M]

Jonno, Spice has loads of gay velcro stuff and he supply any of your needs ! ! ! !

[spice]

That reminds me do you want it all back Toby, or is that old body of yours still hanging together by itself. I suppose it should be ok for a couple more years dancing around with the other backs!

[Toby M]

Dancing around in the backs is more than Spice has achieved in during pre-season, he so far has spent most of his time saying how poorly his leg is. Use some of your gay velcro Spice, it works, ask Jonno

[Geoff P]

Looking back at this I think we may have solved the mystery of the missing Ginger Spice for the last two weeks?

Has he perhaps velcroed himself to the headboard?

If so, will he rip himself off in time to defend his slender Man of the Match lead this weekend?

[Toby M]

A strong rumour is about.

Moorcroft is planning to play on boxing day with the intention of "whipping that boatswains miserable".

Remember you heard it here first, no smoke without fire ! ! ! ! !